Toronto is so overrated by the my shit don't stink freaky looking big lip big eyelash chicks and the douche gym rat men who date them until they turn nuts or get pregnant when they were "supposedly" on birth control. Toronto is just "wish" Los Angeles....keep trying ladies.
I fucked this bitch from Toronto who was on birth control working at an abortion clinic who ended up magically pregnant and hauled my ass to court for support.... Toronto got all them crazy bitches!
by Truth_is_harsh13 June 25, 2023
A magnificent city in Canada which is known for mistakenly being identified as the capital of Canada.
NO, IT"S NOT THE CAPITAL OF CANADA.
NO, IT"S NOT THE CAPITAL OF CANADA.
Nigga: Yo homeboy, just got off a plane to Canada's capital, Toronto.
Homeboy: Whatchu say u fool!!!
:BOOM:
:SMACK:
:POW POW:
Homeboy: Whatchu say u fool!!!
:BOOM:
:SMACK:
:POW POW:
by HOMEBOY47 November 25, 2020
Los Angeles but take away the only reason people live there, warm weather, and then welcome to a huge dumpster fire of a city.
You could also say Toronto is watered down New York.
You could also say Toronto is watered down New York.
"Hey, where you from?"
"Toronto, I-"
"You're from Toronto? HEY GUYS, THIS GUY IS FROM TORONTO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
"Toronto, I-"
"You're from Toronto? HEY GUYS, THIS GUY IS FROM TORONTO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
by L_bozo_mafia_member September 18, 2023
Believe it or not, Toronto is not the capital city of Canada, that would be Ottawa. Toronto is to Ottawa what New York City is to DC. Also, you can tell how Canadian someone is based on how much their pronunciation of Toronto does not sound like the word, a full Canadian says Churono instead. Being by far the most populous city in Canada, it’s honestly kinda boring, I mean they have a Canada’s Wonderland, but that’s it really.
American: Hey man, did you know that Toronto is the Capital City of Canada?
Literally anyone with a Google account: You seem like the kind of person who thinks Canada gained independence 3 days before America did
American: Wait, it didn’t?
Literally anyone with a Google account: You seem like the kind of person who thinks Canada gained independence 3 days before America did
American: Wait, it didn’t?
by IamBW July 24, 2023
"Hey man, I just came back from Toronto!"
"Oh, cool."
TWO WEEKS LATER
"Remember that time I went to Toronto?"
"Heheh, yeah."
"Oh, cool."
TWO WEEKS LATER
"Remember that time I went to Toronto?"
"Heheh, yeah."
by Itsnotahandle November 28, 2018
This is the sexual act of a man eating a habanero pepper, going down on his sheila and allowing the spiciness of the pepper that he ate to bring her to a new level so that she squeezes his head between her thighs, thus creating a Toronto tight taco.
by Dodgy J-Money 2 February 15, 2018
The woman must be Canadian and she does a handstand wile you pour a full bottle of real maple syrup into her vagina and suck it out with a straw and proceed to have sex with her as you blow the syrup into her mouth.
by swatymcswatit December 7, 2016