Toronto shordy

Roots tracksuit, acrylics, Air Force 1s, bubble jacket, jansport backpack, edges laid, false lashes

Yeye I’m a Toronto shordy

Toronto shordy by lele2328 December 22, 2019

toronto slang 

Toronto slang is derived from the Caribbean background/ language.

Jamaican: Yeahh mon dis waste youth pronounced: yute to damn lazy.

Toronto people: you such a wasteyute man.
That is how Toronto slang is derived from Caribbean background.

toronto slang by Wastegal November 24, 2017

Toronto scale 

Scale of 1-10 defining the urgency of the need to urinate. This is an exponential scale, meaning the further you progress through the scale the faster the denominations increase. This frequently occurs when travelling into Canada's largest city by car at rush hour.

1 - Not needed
2 - Slight sensation the in the back of the mind
3 - Hmmm, think i have 30mins
4 - Ok, might need to go soon
5 - T-Minus 20 mins
6 - Ok seriously where did the last 10 minutes go
7 - Shit 4 minutes
8 - Ok guys this isn't funny
9 - Fuck there's no way out
10 - Acceptance...anyone got a towel

--Hey Man, I think i need a piss

--How bad is it?

--About a 7 on the Toronto scale

--Oh shit, we've got 4 minutes!!!

Toronto scale by Number17 June 21, 2014

Toronto Soufflé

When you're going down on your boyfriend when he's watching hockey and use maple syrup as lube. His pubes get wet so you have to blow-dry them but they catch on fire, so he has to run out into the snow to put it out.

A: Hey gurl, what did you do last night?
B: I gave Ed a Toronto Soufflé

A: OMG is okay?!
B: he is now, we spent 3hrs in A&E though.

Toronto Soufflé by Andthenonetime69 February 2, 2017

The University of Toronto Schools 

An academically centred private high school in Canada (Grade 7 to 12). Has the advantage of not having child molesters under their payroll (Upper Canada College!). Regularly wins in everything besides sports (exempting girls sports, and swimming).
Contains four houses: Althouse, Cody, Crawford, Lewis. These houses contain roughly one fourth of the school each.
It also has the advantage of MPGC, the greatest club ever. Why? Well, you can play computer games.

Alex Ling is so damn hot.

UTS is supreme.

The University of Toronto Schools by Mr. Pencil February 25, 2004

Toronto Shordy

A Toronto Shody is a girl that lives in Toronto. But they have some traits. They tend to act like “Hot Cheeto Girls” in other words (ghetto). They’re lowkey all treeshes and will fuck any guy they see. The White Toronto Shodys are easy to crack too and are easy to get play off of. They Black ones are sweet but act hardddd. They’re lowkey wifey material but are hard to crack to and move hollywood when they get there lacefronts done. You’ll always catch Toronto Shories rocking a bubbly jacket or the air force 1s. But if she got that on she belongs to the STREETSSS!! Toronto shoddiest claim they don’t like Toronto Mans but are lowkey obsessed with them. Toronto Shordies are all battries and cant live without edges , as a matter of a fact they can’t live without edges , lashes or weave. BUT THERE LOWKEY TURNTTT!!

Marcus: Whos that girl?
Kayla: Oh that’s Justice ! Thirty ass bitch She’s a Toronto Shordy

Toronto Shordy by ionlyspeakfactsperiodt July 25, 2020

Toronto Slammer 

The act of violently striking the male genitals repeatedly with a mallet or similar implement until climax occurs.

That's the last time I straddle a tree stump while getting a Toronto Slammer; I've been picking splinters out of my sack for a week.

Toronto Slammer by Dr Ironmind November 2, 2014