Tjorgenson

A term used to refer to the queerness level of something so extremely rainbow and glittering that it blinds old people and disabled people who are already blind. This term can also refer to a gay wannabe rockstar who possesses the flamboyance of fairy dust in a gay man's armpit. Scandinavian queers will sing to vikings in tutus using this term.

Bro 1: Damn dude, my grandma lost her vision yesterday near the gay town.

Bro 2: Why Dude?

Bro 1: It was cause of that stupid queer Tjorgenson

by StinkingVader December 30, 2011

Jorgenson

For men, a jorgenson is a great leader among men. The epitome of the male existence. A jorgenson is to be great, indeed if you are not jorgenson you are not great.

For women, a jorgenson is a sexual drive.

Men: "Look at those biceps! He's jorgensoned." or "The jorgenson standard of excellence."

Women: "I'm so jorgenson today."

by Alexander Karensky August 23, 2009

Jorgenson

Female ejaculation that ends up on their sexual partner's face.

I was tottally going down on this girl and she Jorgensoned all over my face. It got in my eye and it stung a little bit... I couldn't see through my left eye for a week.

by Pinochio Valdez November 14, 2006

Torgerson

The act of making a fist in one hand, leaving the other hand open, and hitting them together. This mocks the looks and sounds of masterbating. Usually done under solid surface (such as a table or desk) while sitting.

"It was so funny, Billy started doing a torgerson under his desk and everyone in class joined in. The sub got so angry!"

by TKnowledge October 2, 2016

Storm Thorgerson

One of the best album cover designers of all time. Designed almost every one of Pink Floyd's album covers, notably Dark Side of the Moon and Wish You Were Here, among countless covers for other bands like Muse, The Offspring, The Cranberries, and YES, to name a few. Known for his subtle distortion of reality and use of wide open space in his work.

Person A: Pink Floyd's album covers are pretty fucking trippy, who designed them?

Person B: Storm Thorgerson designed almost all of them.

by bdawk20fan July 9, 2010

Brad Jorgenson

Brad Jorgenson is a true lewandowshi eater and lover. He likes his women big and extra thick just like lewandowski.

Brad Jorgenson : To Brad sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service, sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy with self-service.

by foreign hoez November 30, 2017

Dahn Turgenson

The mystical beast that lies dormant beneath the Sea Of Yeast. Can be resurrected by following the example below.

Jesse James: Dahn Turgenson was my idol until he softened up and got all bitched out by tricks, snitches and fake ass gangstas.
Chicken McGreen: Well, at least he can still be resurrected right?
Jesse James: Yep he can.
Chicken McGreen: How?
Jesse James: We must emblem as many late model Buick Riviera as possible.
Chicken McGreen: Then what?
Jess James: We must then take all the emblems and stick them to as many Ford Aspires as possible. It must all be be done under the full moon. Then The Dahn Turgenson shall rise the next morning.

by Dahn April 14, 2008