Skip to main content

Topo Seltzer

Delicious mineral water , that will boost your testosterone and make all the hoes want you after finishing a single bottle of it, It will also gives you instantly erections and will makes you have rough sex with your female partner until it squirts on you and looks like you are getting baptized.
This Topo Chico is delicious. Ummmm
by
wow Topo seltzers are so good
by Tommy Jacketson April 6, 2021
mugGet the Topo Seltzer mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email