Yet another name for a mullet. Refering the the hairstyle of the rednecks that live in the town just northwest of Houston, TX.
Check out the Tomball Tophat on Billy Ray Cyrus
by M.P.B March 20, 2008
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A sex maneuver where multiple men cum on a girls hair - so much so that it looks like they have a snowy hat
Guy 1: Bro I just gave Sam an Alaskan Tophat with two friends haha
Guy 2: Dude what the fuck
by Lil` BananaDick September 9, 2018
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Where during the act of love, the male inconspicuously jizzes into the victims hair. So when the act of love is complete, the victim walks away unknowingly victimized.

Only two people in the world that are known to down this is:
1. The flash
2. Ryan Reynolds!

Due to the fact that Ryan Reynolds does not fuck. For he skull fucks the victims viciously. Where the victim is blinded by either physical damage, due to where he jabbed their eye sockets. Or where the victim is blinded by love!
-Ryan Reynolds blinded me by love, and know everybody is laughing at me!

- Invisible Tophat
by Nigger,Man October 27, 2010
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A shitty channel with no good content
Have you seen Dr. Tophat? His content is the fucking worst
by Dr. Tophat September 15, 2020
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When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.
Did you hear about Greg? His mom almost caught him jerking off and he had to pull a messy tophat!
by notnops January 12, 2008
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The act of defacating on the topmost area of ones head.
Seth squatted atop Michaela's head and let loose a sticky brown log, creating an English Tophat.
by Brent Wilson February 20, 2006
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n, mullet style haircut. Business in the front, party in the back. Especially where the top and sides of the man's head is crew cut and the back is left to grow long and pretty.
The four guys in front of us at the monster truck rally were all wearing Mississippi tophats and ZZ Top t-shirts.
by willie nille July 17, 2006
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