top time

Slang for the reverse missionary position. Ideally, you are able to see your woman's eyes, lips, shoulders, and most importantly, her spectacular breasts, in the same field of vision. This position also makes for easy transition of your lips from her lips to her breasts and vice versa. Great for foreplay or the full finish.

Last night was fabulous. Angie gave me some great top time!

by Backswing99 December 6, 2017

Nilla Wafer top hat time

It's the time you wear a hat made outta Nilla Wafers. It's the best time in the history of mankind!

One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.

by Handle Not Found August 27, 2023

top ten onii chans of all time

you use this word to be sexier than ur moms house uwu owo

person 1: ur dumb
person 2: top ten onii chans of all time

by daddybunkins March 10, 2022

on time and on top

An expression, often used as a greeting, referring to one's status of punctuality, and also pleasure, as well as success.

Dude 2: "What shakin', man?"
Dude 1: "On time and on top!"
Dude 2: "Totally, dude! The party just started, like, a minute ago! And nice Mercedes, by the way. Who's the babe?"

by Brad Slocum July 8, 2006

Time Until Penis (TOP)

Usually a gaming term, refers to the approximate amount of time from when a software is released until someone figures out how to make something into the game a penis.

Your friend: Hey! I just made a penis in minecraft!
You: Yeah, the Time Until Penis (TOP) for Minecraft was about 4 minutes. Good job.

by ThoseGuysConquerYT September 2, 2013

Bang Up Time on the Flip Top

Something totally streetwise white guys say to their supervisors at the FFC to confuse them.

Hey Austin! Bang up time on the flip top!

by Arithmetics September 7, 2007

Top Ten Times I Asked

The winner of three Nobel prizes, a best selling book originally written by Luke Coleman. The book is 156 pages that have no print, nothing on them. After its immediate fame, the new sequel "I only asked on opposite day" was written.

I read Top ten times I asked today. I'm amazed. Life changing.

by RomanFoam March 1, 2022