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orange juice and toothpaste 

orange juice and toothpaste is probably the nastiest combination in the world.
it is basically hell.
Mom: Drink your orange juice, Cooper.
Cooper: No mom - I just brushed my teeth! It'll taste like ass.
Mom: Well next time don't be a little bitch - real men drink toothpaste and eat orange juice.
Cooper: Sorry mom.

Hence: orange juice and toothpaste

National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day 

22/oct.
Everyone must drink a Glass of orange juice and consume a tube of Toothpaste.
"It's that day of the year again, National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day"
"Please, don't remind me"