Tool Jacker

Can be one who doesnt have sex with any but their self, Or can be used in the same way as the term tool.

"Danny thinks that stupid slut is his girlfriend " yeah she has sex with everone except him, all she does is take is money what a tooljacker" "Ted is 40 and still live at home with is parents he is such a fucking tool jacker"

Tool Jacker by Delmas March 10, 2008

tooltacker 

One who pleasures themselves furiously

A person who happily attacks his own tool.

"why didn't Stu show up for the Chelmsford Angling Society's annual meeting last night?"
"I heard he tugged his lovepipe so hard whilst dogging by the lakes, that he had to call an ambulance. What a TOOLTACKER!"

tooltacker by Tommy Tooltacker March 21, 2014