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Tonsil tennis 

French kissing someone so much you '' play tonsil tennis''
"did you guys play tonsil tennis last night?"

"Ahaha yeah"
Tonsil tennis by Jacky_d July 15, 2017
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tonsil tennis 

An vigorous exchange of saliva or an intense make out session that should be classified as porn.
Hey bitches, play tonsil tennis elsewhere .

tonsil tennis 

A very hardcore makout session. Basically when you shove your tongue all the way down somebody else's throat and they do the same thing to you.
I saw Adam and Caroline playing tonsil tennis. Damn, they were going at it.

tonsil tennis 

a kind of kiss.played tonsil tennis with
you played tonsil tennis with my mom doesn't mean you know her.
tonsil tennis by jkijhkja February 8, 2007

Tonsil tennis 

vigirously throat fucking to point that it sounds like a tennis match at Wimbledon
Had to take my grandma to the hospital after destroying her trach during a rigorous game of tonsil tennis.

She choked on my lime jelly while we played tonsil tennis.
Tonsil tennis by Omar037 July 7, 2015

tonsil tennis 

Nickname for meeting someone, comes from when your meeting a boy/girl and your tongues hit the back of each other’s mouths, I’ll meet any1
I played tonsil tennis with tha bird over there
tonsil tennis by anycats February 5, 2018
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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