Tomato sex

When a couple had sex while on the female menstrual cycle.

"Yoo I just had Tomato sex with this girl"
"I heard these 2 girl had Tomato sex"

by Uncle Leon March 22, 2020

tomato sex

Having sex with a girl or guy who has extremely red hair. Too red by normal standards.

I had tomato sex with some random girl the other night.
I know I could spot her from a mile away.

by cklbmc February 26, 2011

Tomato Sex

This definition is written for Austin. Tomato Sex is the act of taking two people, preferably Kayleigh and Katrina, and a bag of tomatoes. Cut it in the left abdomen above the seed sack but not too deep or this process will fail you you greatly. Then take the small black steak knife and poke in and out of the vagina shaped tomato. This will be causing the tomato to juice and make the plate or whatever surface your operating on very wet. Then you take salt and add it to the juices, making a sperm-like liquid, thats much less thick. Then you lick it all up. Like a jizzbitch. Nom nom. WE LOVE YOU AUSTIN. :)

-Kayleigh and Katrina

January 24,
Katrina: "Dude Kayleigh"
Kayleigh: "What?"
Katrina: "-Starts to penetrate tomato with knife-"
Both: "-LAUGHTER, TOMATO SEX.-"

by Kayleigh G. and Katrina G. January 24, 2009

Tomato Sex

Sexual intercourse that occurs after a long day in the sun. Both parties typically resemble tomatoes due to the burnt, swollen nature of their skin.

"After a long day at the beach Jenny and I went home to have tomato sex, we could barely move because of the burns."

by I had tomato sex yesterday May 23, 2009

sexual tomato

1. Someone who is too cool to say i am the sexy to your beast.
So instead they say ""This is a sexual tomato, i want to bang, bang, bang."


2. Two beautiful girls who live in Chicago and
love to eat Reeses puffs cereal.

Scary Spice- Hey
Sporty Spice- Hello, this is a sexual tomato.
Scary Spice- a sexy tomato?
Sporty Spice- Yes.


Henry- Woah damn!
Frank- What?
Henry- I just saw a sexual tomatoe.

by Trisha and Jackie November 2, 2008

Tomatosexual

Basically People can only fall in love with tomatoes
;)

Person 1: Hey why are you in love with a tomato?
Person 2 (e.g Tomatord): Cuz Im Tomatosexual uwu

by TheStripedBot September 4, 2019