Tomato sex
Tomato sex by Uncle Leon March 22, 2020
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Tomato Sex
This definition is written for Austin. Tomato Sex is the act of taking two people, preferably Kayleigh and Katrina, and a bag of tomatoes. Cut it in the left abdomen above the seed sack but not too deep or this process will fail you you greatly. Then take the small black steak knife and poke in and out of the vagina shaped tomato. This will be causing the tomato to juice and make the plate or whatever surface your operating on very wet. Then you take salt and add it to the juices, making a sperm-like liquid, thats much less thick. Then you lick it all up. Like a jizzbitch. Nom nom. WE LOVE YOU AUSTIN. :)
-Kayleigh and Katrina
-Kayleigh and Katrina
January 24,
Katrina: "Dude Kayleigh"
Kayleigh: "What?"
Katrina: "-Starts to penetrate tomato with knife-"
Both: "-LAUGHTER, TOMATO SEX.-"
Katrina: "Dude Kayleigh"
Kayleigh: "What?"
Katrina: "-Starts to penetrate tomato with knife-"
Both: "-LAUGHTER, TOMATO SEX.-"
Tomato Sex by Kayleigh G. and Katrina G. January 24, 2009
Tomato Sex
Sexual intercourse that occurs after a long day in the sun. Both parties typically resemble tomatoes due to the burnt, swollen nature of their skin.
"After a long day at the beach Jenny and I went home to have tomato sex, we could barely move because of the burns."
Tomato Sex by I had tomato sex yesterday May 23, 2009
sexual tomato
1. Someone who is too cool to say i am the sexy to your beast.
So instead they say ""This is a sexual tomato, i want to bang, bang, bang."
2. Two beautiful girls who live in Chicago and
love to eat Reeses puffs cereal.
So instead they say ""This is a sexual tomato, i want to bang, bang, bang."
2. Two beautiful girls who live in Chicago and
love to eat Reeses puffs cereal.
Scary Spice- Hey
Sporty Spice- Hello, this is a sexual tomato.
Scary Spice- a sexy tomato?
Sporty Spice- Yes.
Henry- Woah damn!
Frank- What?
Henry- I just saw a sexual tomatoe.
Sporty Spice- Hello, this is a sexual tomato.
Scary Spice- a sexy tomato?
Sporty Spice- Yes.
Henry- Woah damn!
Frank- What?
Henry- I just saw a sexual tomatoe.
sexual tomato by Trisha and Jackie November 2, 2008
Tomatosexual
Tomatosexual by TheStripedBot September 4, 2019
Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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