Backbone of such influential ska bands as: Catch22 and Streetlight Manifesto. Composed and wrote all songs on both albums, comprising each with emotional and intelligent lyrics while reinventing a style of music while molding in other genres. A god among musicians and fans.

I wasn't gay until I saw Tomas Kalnoky play but I believe now - I want him to have my babies.

Tomas Kalnoky by Tim J November 4, 2004

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The god of ska. Went from being in Gimp at 15 (a band resembling Nirvana) to Catch-22 at 16. Writing every song on the album Keasbey Nights at ages 16-18 and putting the CD out at 18. Then Went on to make the best acoustic ska band ever at age 22, Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution. Then the same year forming the band Streetlight Manifesto with ex-catch 22 members and ex-one cool guy members. Tomas wrote the music and lyrics to the most incredible ska cd out, Everything Goes Numb. The bands new cd is set to release this year titled Somewhere in the Between.

I seriously would fuck him and I'm completely straight.

"Hey man you listen to any Tomas Kalnoky bands?" "Yeah if I didn't I'd probably end up in hell" "Let's go jack off to Kalnoky" "Ya and then sacrifice some emo kids to him"

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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