A sexual position involving newspaper, a diaphragm, and a large penis. First you get the women to wear a diaphragm to avoid pregnancy. Then you lay newspaper all over her vaginal area. Then the male starts masturbating rapidly, and ejaculates all over the newspaper covered area. Right when the man ejaculates, he should shove his erected penis through the newspaper, and into the women's vagina. Afterwards, you clean up, and can now remove the diaphragm.
While complicated, completing the Tomahawk Crunkmissle is very rewarding.
by MetallicaFan69 June 9, 2009
by CHOPSSTEWY April 30, 2009
After having sex, pulling the condom off - jizz side out - and blasting the bitch in the face with it.
by Dump truck December 23, 2016
by Psedoudnym February 13, 2016
While having anal intercourse "doggy style", just as the "giver" is about to ejaculate, a forceful blow is delivered to the "taker's" throat region in a semi-circular, undercut, "tomahawk chop" like fashion, in order to illicit the involuntary desired effect of the "taker's" rectum to tighten, or pucker, so that the "giver" is able to withdraw his penis relatively fecal matter free.
As I was pounding my lady's ass I smelt shit, so I tomahawk chopped her ass as I came so I wouldn't have to wipe shit off my dick.
by Tater Trash October 18, 2006
When you wrap your junk in edible golden leaf bakers gold and slap her across her forehead. Courtesy of the Facebook group In the weeds.
I bent her over the prep table, smashed it out before we opened, and then golden tomahawked her to make it seem special.
by Just A David March 16, 2021
by Rustoma October 18, 2020