Taker's Dozen

A term for a group of 11 things
A dozen, if you take one away

Mike said he was bringing two six packs to the party, but he showed up with a Taker's Dozen: he drank one on the way

by anonymous July 9, 2022

Test taker's remorse

The feeling you get after you take a test or quiz and realize you made some costly mistakes.

I suffered from a nasty bout of test taker's remorse after that Calculus quiz.

by Cummy worm June 8, 2016

Tayer's Syndrome

A condition which exhibits the following:
Extreme paranoia, irrational behavior that alienates others. Very anti-social and just plain weird.

Jan sure is psycho and paranoid. Any little thing can set her off. She yelled at her neighbors the other day for climbing their fence. She's been diagnosed with Tayer's syndrome. She's got cameras in her front yard. I think I'll walk by there and flip her off.

by Lopz August 9, 2012

toker's tummy

The stomach of a regular toker. Not all said persons are necessarily fat. Toker's tummies can handle large masses of delicious junk food without exploding. This is where delicious munchies are transported.

Toker 1: "Yo dude, I think my toker's tummy is full."
Toker 2: "No such thing man. Here, eat some more of these delicious chips."

by The Turkish Toker August 25, 2011

taker state

States that are net takers of funds from the US government.

Ironically, it's people from the Taker States that complain most about how money is spent on the lazy and entitled.

by whaaaaaaaaaaa😦? February 21, 2023

Toker's Lane

An popular spot near the Ball State campus where students go to participate in recreational activities, usually illegal ones. Usually when people go to Toker's Lane they use one of many key words, such as: "I'm going for a walk", "headed to the alley", "taking the circle"

Student 1: where you headed?
Student 2: taking a walk
Student 1: Toker's Lane?
Student 2: you know it

by KayRJay November 1, 2008

Santa's Take

A word created for the head of household that get's to have unmitigated, no holds barred sex with their partner due to the amount of cash, credit & various other resources drummed out during the holidays in order to make the family happy and/or content.

May or may not be applied directly to anal sex with the wife/girlfriend - no questions asked.

Wife: "Now that everyone is gone from Christmas dinner, did you have a good time? By the way thanks for that diamond tennis bracelet you bought me dear..."

Husband: "I'm tired, full, half drunk & horny. Time for Santa's Take!"

Wife: "What is Santa's Take?"

Husband: "Bend that rump over and I'll show you. I will be debt for the next 12 months because your kids only wear Ralph Lauren and wanted diamond nipple rings. Now it's Santa's turn... It's time for Santa's Take!"

Wife: "yes dear. (bends over somewhat willingly)

/end

by WillyJK December 23, 2008