tom cotton

To have nuclear explosive diarrhea in one's pants in public.

"I didn't make it to the toilet in time and I Tom Cotton'd all over myself."

by metalmixtress March 10, 2015

Tom Cotton-brain

Nickname on Capital Hill for the junior Senator from Arkansas, who is notorious for his confused thinking and dishonesty.

There goes Tom Cotton-brain again, spreading confusion and lies while feigning piety.

by LaughingAloud December 8, 2025

TomCotton

To have explosive diarrhea in one's pants in public.

Example: "I didn't make it to the toilet in time and I TomCotton'd all over myself."

by metalmixtress March 10, 2015

tomcotton

A racist individual, usually from the Southern part of the United States. Adjective: tomcottony.

Example: “I never knew the neighbors were such tomcottons!” Not to be confused with “Tomcotton” which is explosive diarrhea.

“Look at all the tomcottons in their white robes and pointy hats!”

by Elocineisle February 22, 2021