tom cotton

To have nuclear explosive diarrhea in one's pants in public.

"I didn't make it to the toilet in time and I Tom Cotton'd all over myself."

by metalmixtress March 10, 2015

Tom Cotton-brain

Nickname on Capital Hill for the junior Senator from Arkansas, who is notorious for his confused thinking and dishonesty.

There goes Tom Cotton-brain again, spreading confusion and lies while feigning piety.

by LaughingAloud December 8, 2025