Order a Gordita Supreme at Taco Bell and lather it all over that babes sloppy meat curtain. Blowtorch your eyebrows off and listen to OMC's "How Bizarre" as you drive your fathers white windowless Ford Econoline rape wagon through Turnpike Toll Stops. When they pull you over two miles down the road from running toll stops and shooting sawed off shotguns out your window at schoolbus' next to you, show your sisters dirty chewbacca with all the open containers in your back seat to increase court fines.
Ridley - "Last Tuesday Was Total Toledo Turnpike Carnage. I Gave Myself The Stranger When In Captivity."
by Fargo Forbes The Yacht Leaser March 4, 2009
When 2 men stick their penises in a Chinese finger trap to get them stuck and then begin to have a tug war.
by Tomheinz21 June 20, 2022
A sisterhood.
All-girls, Catholic, prestigious, College Prep School.
A school that only nda girls could truly understand.
All-girls, Catholic, prestigious, College Prep School.
A school that only nda girls could truly understand.
"Girls who want to marry a Doctor, attend St. Ursula. Girls who want to become a Doctor, attend Notre Dame."
"I hope my daughter graduates from Notre Dame Academy one day"
"Notre Dame Academy, Toledo is an amazing institution & community."
"I hope my daughter graduates from Notre Dame Academy one day"
"Notre Dame Academy, Toledo is an amazing institution & community."
by katie18 May 31, 2019
A sexual position wherein the lady perches upon the man's shoulders and smokes a mentholated cigarette. No sexual intercourse is involved, but the woman must be a prostitute.
"I walked in on Pop Can Johnny doing a Toledo smokestack with the landlady. It smelled like Cleveland in there!"
by The Poper March 31, 2014
by Dre hiz April 25, 2023
Not too different from a Cleveland Steamer, a sexual act where a consenting adult lies on their back while their partner squats over them and has diarrhea on the reclined individuals lower abdomen. Ideally it runs down either side of their waist and down the crotch, resembling a speedo.
A: Hey, lover, how about a Cleveland Steamer tonight?
B: Unfortunately,I had some expire Kielbasa. How about a Toledo Speedo?
A: Tits!
B: Unfortunately,I had some expire Kielbasa. How about a Toledo Speedo?
A: Tits!
by Ringo Dingo May 14, 2021
by ToledoRattlesnakes January 9, 2009