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Toilet head 

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At person who typically enjoys their beverages fresh from the shitter. There usually found anyplace that has a toilet or bowl with water in it.
1: Lmao did you see that retard over there!?!.

2: haha yeah, must be a toilet head.
Toilet head by Ur mum reeks March 2, 2019

Toilet head 

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The title given to the coolest mother f***** you will ever meet in your life that you will model your children after
That guy is such a toilet head
Toilet head by Th420 May 31, 2022

toilet [head] 

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just like a regular head(AKA blow job) but your'e getting it while taking a dump
"dude she gave me a toilet head"
toilet [head] by Yacov N.illit October 5, 2008

Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head 

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The ultimate comeback for when others "no u" or "ur mom" you. It has immunity to being no u'd or your mom'd, as well as other comebacks. Cannot be used with or against the comeback "toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug".
Person 1: You're stupid
Person 2: No you

Person 1: Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head

man with a toilet on his head 

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A very Bazzare man with a toilet on his head. Usually a person this appsent minded will have nailed or screwed it on with the assortment of fixtures.
The man with the toilet on his head looked very weird amoungst the other people in the crowd.

toiletheadism 

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the worship and religion of the figure "toilethead"
let us pray in the name of toiletheadism
toiletheadism by ah jeez October 13, 2011
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