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Toilet head 

At person who typically enjoys their beverages fresh from the shitter. There usually found anyplace that has a toilet or bowl with water in it.
1: Lmao did you see that retard over there!?!.

2: haha yeah, must be a toilet head.
Toilet head by Ur mum reeks March 2, 2019

Toilet head 

The title given to the coolest mother f***** you will ever meet in your life that you will model your children after
That guy is such a toilet head
Toilet head by Th420 May 31, 2022

toilet [head] 

just like a regular head(AKA blow job) but your'e getting it while taking a dump
"dude she gave me a toilet head"
toilet [head] by Yacov N.illit October 5, 2008

Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head 

The ultimate comeback for when others "no u" or "ur mom" you. It has immunity to being no u'd or your mom'd, as well as other comebacks. Cannot be used with or against the comeback "toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug".
Person 1: You're stupid
Person 2: No you

Person 1: Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head

man with a toilet on his head 

A very Bazzare man with a toilet on his head. Usually a person this appsent minded will have nailed or screwed it on with the assortment of fixtures.
The man with the toilet on his head looked very weird amoungst the other people in the crowd.

toiletheadism 

the worship and religion of the figure "toilethead"
let us pray in the name of toiletheadism
toiletheadism by ah jeez October 13, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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