Toilet Owl is the type of person who somehow manages to besmear the walls of the public toilet cabinet with his/her own shit, as if he/she was an owl, defecating while positioned on top of the cabinet wall.
The following conversation takes place in the high school principle's office:
Pissed off freshman: Mr. Principle, the toilet walls are covered with human shit!
Principle(whispers to himself): Goddamn those toilet owls! Honey, where's my Owlkiller5000?
Pissed off freshman: Mr. Principle, the toilet walls are covered with human shit!
Principle(whispers to himself): Goddamn those toilet owls! Honey, where's my Owlkiller5000?
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When the ball rolls into the hole and then automatically spins back out.
Typically when toiletbowling happens, it sends the golfer into a gigantic world of pissed off.
When the ball rolls into the hole and then automatically spins back out.
Typically when toiletbowling happens, it sends the golfer into a gigantic world of pissed off.
Jeff: Really nice putt, it's sure to go in.
Randy: it's in!!!
*spins back out*
Randy: NO GODDAMMIT! THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN!!!!
Jeff: Pardon me? Have you been toiletbowling today?
Randy: it's in!!!
*spins back out*
Randy: NO GODDAMMIT! THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN!!!!
Jeff: Pardon me? Have you been toiletbowling today?
by The Wonderwall July 25, 2010
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