Used to describe something of which you possess no functional knowledge (the asterisk in English diction, is a popping sound produced by swiftly removing the tongue from the roof of the mouth.) SAR-(pop)-too-gah-nuhs
Always seeking to impress his classmates, Brandon referred to the new topic in his quantum mechanics course as varied in design and generally psar*tuginous in derivation.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"