A theory which states that certain people absorb the coolness or doucheness of the people around them much like the Asian bean-curd, tofu, absorbs the flavors of the foods surrounding it.
John: That Hans guy can be cool at times, but then he hangs out with those tool bags and acts like an ass.
Jacob: Bro, this is a perfect case of Tofu Theory.
Jacob: Bro, this is a perfect case of Tofu Theory.
by sillyputty94 June 08, 2011