sticky toffee 

Is a piece of shit so dense it literally feels like dropping rocks in the toilet. It leaves thick residue on ones anus which forces your butt cheeks shut

That taco just gave me the sticky toffee

sticky toffee by Double triple May 15, 2016

soft toffee 

A limp backhand

If yo pimp hand ain't strong just soft toffee dat ho!

I still can't believe you soft toffeed George's mom last night!?

soft toffee by lemony snickers February 9, 2015

Toffee Tits 

Phrase used to describe a female with deliciously looking breasts

MAN! that broad has got some fine ass toffee tits!

Toffee Tits by jimmydazzler March 8, 2011

toffee toe 

When having sex with your partner and your toe catches them up the ass and it leaves a poo mark on your toe.

Oh look I have a toffee toe. Or Damn I have a toffee toe, please pass some toilet paper.

toffee toe by Houseylady May 19, 2018

Commit a Toffuxx 

Meaning that you will start becoming extremely depressed and post depressive things online.

Dude, im gonna commit a toffuxx.

Commit a Toffuxx by Ihatelife6969 April 5, 2023

Sperm Toffee 

Toffee made out of semen.

A man ejaculates into a bowl that either a woman or a drunken man is holding. The semen should then be put into a blender until it is whipped and resembles sour cream. Then it should be poured back into the bowl. Then the bowl is then covered by saran wrap and placed inside a refrigerator where it is left to cool. After several hours, the bowl should be removed from the fridge. Then the oven should be preheated to 400-450 degrees Fahrenheit. The saran wrap should be removed from the top of the bowl and the semen should be poured onto a cookie pan (you can make stars or any other shapes out of it if you please). Then the tray is put into the oven where it should be left for 2.5-3 hours. Remove from the oven and enjoy! Should be crispy and delicious! You can add any toppings you would like, I prefer sprinkles or Egesta sauce.

Mom: Anyone hungry from a long day at school?
Daughter: Yeah! What kind of snacks do you have Mom?
Mom: Your favorite! I just finished making sperm toffee!
Son: YAYYY, make sure to also bring the fresh Egesta sauce over!
Mom: Good thing I bought a new bottle at the confectionery earlier today!
Children: You're the best Mom!

Sperm Toffee by Pastry Chef May 25, 2009

toffee log 

A very large sticky poo that after passing leaves lots of stick residue on anal hair and possibly butt cheeks.

toffee log by Ms T February 21, 2003