To Josh

To masturbate, to knock one off.

eg: One
'Man, i could do with a Josh, i'm so horny'

'Well, to Josh now would be nice, but you'll have to wait'

Or

eg: Two

Joe: 'Ahh, that Josh last night was mega'

Conor: 'I could really use one, I haven't had a Josh for quite some time.'

eg: Three

'Look at her! I'd give that a Josh!'

by E-W-THE-GINGER June 16, 2009

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Josh Josh

A cool dude but he does have his issues. All the girls dig him but he's really just not very interested in pre-marital sexual activities. He does have one exception however, furries. He LOVES dating furries as they're the only cure to his masterbation problem.

Guy: "Josh Josh are you getting erect?"

Josh Josh: "shit I've gotta go wank off to some furries"

by Italiacuisine29 January 31, 2020

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joshing

just to mess around with someone

Just joshin' you dude!

by heather December 22, 2003

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On Josh

The ultimate form of proof towards your statement.

You heard of On God, you heard of On Jah, but On Josh is quite possibly the world renounced top tier method of proving your statement.

Judge: Josh, You were caught murdering an orphanage of children, captured on video. How do you plead?
Josh: On Josh it wasnt me
Judge: deadass? You're free to go

by MariBruh December 14, 2019

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