in bed

Words added to the end of any sentence to make it sound dirty. Works best when no one is expecting it, but always leads to an entertaining conversation. Overuse may cause your friends to pretend they're annoyed, but really they don't know what they'd do without you constantly twisting everything. When used in conjunction with that's what she said it can make class a lot more fun; especially choir because lyrics and vocal excerises are perfect source material. Abbreviated I.B.

Person 1: "She's very talented."
Person 2: "In bed!"

Person 1: "Make it look good!"
Person 2: "In bed!"

...you get the idea

by whohastoknow January 24, 2011

in bed

Words than can be added to the end of any sentence to make an insult worthy of Winston Churchill.

Raam : "This discombobulator has abashed my thermalogical knowledge erudition"
Steve: IN BED!
Pooj: ooooooooo cussssed

by Raam June 14, 2006

Bed

A soft box with springs and comfy padding used to rest and have sex on.

Chad : So I guess I will stop by your apartment after work and fuck you like usual?
Kiersten I thought maybe I could come to your house since you have that big King Size Bed and all I have is that small little double bed?
Chad : Well I guess it would be alright since it's Wednesday and the wifey and brats will be at church!
Kiersten : And we can fuck without getting cramps and fallin on the floor!
Chad : Baby it doesn't matter where we fuck just as long as I can stick my cock in your pussy I'm happy!
Kiersten: Oh Chad your such a sweetheart!

by SlopNChop February 8, 2017

Bed

1) <noun> A piece of furniture that is typically rectangular in shape, elevated off the floor, and soft. Usually consists of the following: pillows, comforter, sheets, mattress, and bedframe.

Personally, I think a bed is the best place in the world because my two favorite things in life happen there: sex and sleep.

2) <verb> To have sex with; to get a person to go to bed with you.

1) I love my bed, it allows for great sex and deep sleep.

2) I would like to bed Eva Longoria.

by th3xpert August 6, 2009

Bed

To have sex with someone. See also beddable

"There's no doubt he'll bed her tonight."

by Alexandra July 28, 2004

bed

A thing that you sleep on

I said" you will sleep on the bed and I will sleep on the floor."

by KellyTheGamer98 March 18, 2017

in bed

1) To be in a bed.
2) Words added to the end of a sentence (or even better, a fortune cookie!) to make it more... interesting.

Since all his friends were busy, Shawn had to have fun alone. IN BED! See?

by Sarah January 24, 2004