Tjum

A piece of hair that is halved curled and comes from the back of your head to the botttom of your ear.

dude, your hear looks bad today. You have a tjum

by standaardmolen May 11, 2017

Tjumiq

To chat online with a girl you've never met before and try to charm her with your humor and good looking dickpics just to get some ugly-ass nudes from her cause you're bored and have no better hobbies, and after you score you start avoiding her and pass to the next target.

Judas : omg you're eyes are so red, were you smoking weed ?

James : nah man, I spent the whole night "tjumiqing" with a random TWAT
Judas : nice, classic fuckboy !

by SnaggyPotter June 16, 2018