To chat online with a girl you've never met before and try to charm her with your humor and good looking dickpics just to get some ugly-ass nudes from her cause you're bored and have no better hobbies, and after you score you start avoiding her and pass to the next target.
Judas : omg you're eyes are so red, were you smoking weed ?
James : nah man, I spent the whole night "tjumiqing" with a random TWAT
Judas : nice, classic fuckboy !
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!