Titty loser

Noun (ttyl): is someone who gets their ass owned by a girl. The girl proceeds to slap the loser with her titties as a form of humiliation.

Ur a titty loser and your mom gay

by Shadow Jesus 666 July 5, 2018

Titty Lasers

The vestigial defensive reflex of a female to compress her breasts, producing a high intensity laser, intended to ward off the opposite sex and nothing else

I tried to make a move on Lucy, but she chased me off with her titty lasers

by The Captian May 5, 2015