Chair tit

Some one who sits in their chair all day correcting peoples spelling on the internet and molests children, and are often fat. Hence the name, chair tit.

Dude don't invite Michael hes such a fucking chair tit

by Robbing_the_word_bank_69 February 9, 2021

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Tit hug

When a girl with good size tits, who is slightly shorter than the person being hugged, hugs someone so her tits are right under where their heart is, so her tits can support and heal their broken, damaged little heart.

Man I could really use a tit hug because today just ain't my day.

by UrbanTomato September 24, 2020

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Tit hug

when a girl with good size tits, who is slightly shorter than the person being hugged, hugs someone so her tits are right under where their heart is, so her tits can support and heal their broken, damaged little heart

Man I could really go for a tit hug right now because today just isn't my day.

by UrbanTomato September 24, 2020

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greese tits

a girl that gets all dressed up (usually in a some what slutty way) and dances all night, leaving her a sweaty mess.

Guy 1: Hey, see that sweaty girl over there.
Guy 2: Who?, oh you mean greese tits!

by Nate Gresham May 24, 2007

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spermy tit

Spermy tit , is when you want to experience the feeling of sucking milk from your girlfriend's tits but she cannot lactate.
Therefore you proceed to ejaculate on her tits aiming for the nipples and then you start sucking your own sperm from her nipples pretending that it is actually milk from her. (The process is not considered gay because your are drinking your own sperm not someone else's |it is however considered gay if you do that with another male)

Last night I was thirsty for milk and I gave my girlfriend the "spermy tit".
Man if you want to feel like a baby try the "spermy tit" it's great.

by Deroni Bonboni September 26, 2019

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