TIMMYSAURUS

Indigenous to America, but found throughout parts of the world. Is known for its sheer strength, size, speed, intelligence, and incredible reproductive ability. Has a mutual relationship with Timothy Prime and is usually found accompanied by more than one female. Its only known enemy is the Veroflraptor, but is easily able to defeat one in a fair match. The Timmysuarus is on a strict diet of bacon and awesome. The Timmysaurus is the only creature on earth that can mate more than 47 a day. If you encounter a hostile Timmysaurus, you have no hope of survival.

The super Timmysaurus of South Mississippi, who is known to be the most awesome creature on earth.

TIMMYSAURUS by President of The Mammals September 9, 2010

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Tommysaurus

Tommysaurus is the name of a person who is polite, friendly, made some bad choices but then who hasn’t? He is super cute and deserves all the respect and attention because he’s a great friend.

That guy over there? Tommysaurus. Love him.

Oh my god I’m so lucky to have a Tommysaurus for a friend.

Tommysaurus by Pogoextreme June 28, 2018

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tittysaurus rampage

When a guy receiving a blow job while simultaneously titty fucking a woman while in a car, becomes so single-minded in his desire to nut that he slams his seat back for her to get a better angle, in the process destroying or nearly destroying the electronics in the back seat.

Hey, I wanted to send you an email but this chick with huge knockers went on a tittysaurus rampage last Sunday and my laptop got seriously fucked up. I only just got it back today.

tittysaurus rampage by Hooty Tits McBoob February 10, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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