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Time Blind 

When something doesn't age well, like the jokes or phrases are no longer socially acceptable.
Baby it's cold outside is time blind.

Friends is kinda time blind.

Double-Blind Fun Time 

When you are invited for a hot threesome, but you and one of the other three participants do not know each other. If your's is a real tight ass, you need to see the third person before you show up to drink the kambucha. Maling it Just fun time. If your cool, you just make sure the third partner is the sex and/or sexual orientation you desire, and get a rain check for your similar invitation.
Jack agreed to show up to Jenna's place for double-blind fun time, but only after he made sure he was the only guy hitting the bees. Ya know, a male H'oney Bee.

Time Blindness 

The typical Zoomer excuse for badly handled time management.
Boss: Why were you an hour and a half late for work???
Anon: Sorry, my time blindness makes me forget I have things to do in an timely fashion. Sorry!
Boss: Sorry! You're fired. Do better in future jobs please.
Time Blindness by LimeSenpai October 14, 2023

Time Binding 

Time binding is the human ability to pass information and knowledge between generations at an accelerating rate.

Time binding is done via a variety of mechanisms and processes such as education, publishing, social rules, infrastructure that constrains and guides human behavior, stories and language, symbols etc.

The term 'Time Binding' was originally coined by Alfred Korzybski in the field of General Semantics that he developed.
"I'm writing a book and publishing it on the web to time-bind my ideas."

For further examples and information on time binding see the wiki on time binding at boundtolast.wikispaces.com
Time Binding by BoundToLast February 18, 2010

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026