massive revolutionary cunt who works with a shit company and will willingly suck some cocks just for a cookie
by JONY DAVIDSON November 23, 2015
Tim Cook is the current CEO of Apple since August 24, 2011 after Steve Jobs resigned due to health problems. He joined the company on March, 1998.
by L.J.D. August 28, 2011
When an apple device suffers horrendous overheating from a seemingly light load.
Popularized by the heat pipe-less MacBook Air, a design so inept that one must wonder, were the engineers drunk, or does Tim just love cooking CPUs.
Popularized by the heat pipe-less MacBook Air, a design so inept that one must wonder, were the engineers drunk, or does Tim just love cooking CPUs.
by Phat Johnny September 21, 2020
Just like cockblocked by steve jobs....only Tim Cook is the new CEO. When you are about to hit on somebody, only they pull out their ipod and plug in their headphones, blocking them from the outside world.
Jacob: Saw this girl on the train on the way to atlanta, was about to go hit on her but then she pulled out her ipod....
Chris: Damn son you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs.
Jacob: Nope....cockblocked by Tim Cook.
Chris: Damn son you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs.
Jacob: Nope....cockblocked by Tim Cook.
by Juhurty October 05, 2011
The person who, upon becoming ceo of apple, did the equivalent of what McDonnell Douglas did to Boeing when they merged. Shifting them from an honest and reliable company into one that puts money above everything else.
Tim Cook becoming ceo of apple is the equivalent of McDonnell Douglas merging with Boeing. If Steve jobs hadn’t turned down the recommended cancer treatment, apple would be as reliable as it had been all those years ago. If Tim Cook bought Boeing he would probably rush out a new plane every year and make every component proprietary such as engines and landing gear tyres and end up making the plane unsafe by rushing its design like the 737 max and dc-10.
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