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Tim Walz 

A very down-to-Earth VP candidate. He served in the military, and even worked in manufacturing. Eventually, he became a successful teacher and football coach, leading his high school team to a state championship. Walz was able to get conservatives to embrace Democratic values, with plenty of experience as a representative and Governor of Minnesota.
Kamala Harris and Tim Walz will bring in a new age for America
Tim Walz by iotbw August 7, 2024
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Tim Walz 

To deliberately bail on something important that everyone involved expected you to lead, like a military deployment, while creating the impression that you did it anyway.
Person 1: Hey man, I heard you led those kids through such a difficult time. Everyone is so thankful for you.

Person 2: Between you and me bro, I Tim Walz'd that sh*t!
Tim Walz by Hahaharris August 8, 2024

Tim Walz 

The acceptance of pedophilia because of one’s personal horse fetish.
Neighbor 1: Simon is weird because he invites trick or treaters into his house

Neighbor 2: I heard it’s because Simon’s dad use to Tim Walz that horse farmer Wayne used to have.
Tim Walz by Stolen Valor 1 August 10, 2024

Tim Walz 

A Vice Presidential candidate who does not have sex with couches or call his running mate Adolph Hitler, AKA a good pick
Person A: ”wow did you know Tim Walz doesn’t have sex either couches?”

Person B: “No, that’s actually really refreshing from VP picks nowadays
Tim Walz by TangoDango August 10, 2024

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tim walz, thats aguy right there if i ever seen one

Tim Walz 

When a bunch of thirty year old political strategists try and use fun, dumb websites for campaigning and petty grievances in a misled attempt to appeal to young people.
Did you see that meme that candidate posted after the convention? That was so Tim Walz, really embarrassing stuff.

Why is every ad on twitter a shitty presidential campaign advertisement? That's such a Tim Walz.
Tim Walz by JohannTheMann August 10, 2024

Tim Walz 

When you inspire a massive amount of people just by being a decent human. To truly pull a Tim Walz, the situation has to be dire, and feel like there’s no way out. Then by just doing one simple act of being kind and giving, it changes the entire mood of the room.
I worked for 7 years in a toxic corporate environment, but one day a new manager was hired and started treating everyone like they mattered. He was a total TIm Walz.
Tim Walz by Oxford Bell August 10, 2024