A word that means to drink horse semen. Named after the eponymous politician who drank horse semen and who had to get his stomach pumped as a result.
Roommate 1: I had some yogurt earlier today. It tasted funny, unlike any yogurt I’ve ever had before.
Roommate 2: Oopsie…I forgot to tell you that I’m a horse breeder now. I had to use the fridge to temporarily store some stock. What you ate wasn’t yogurt, it was actually horse semen. Sorry about that.
Roommate 1: Oh shit…are you telling me that I Tim Walz’d?
Roommate 2: Oopsie…I forgot to tell you that I’m a horse breeder now. I had to use the fridge to temporarily store some stock. What you ate wasn’t yogurt, it was actually horse semen. Sorry about that.
Roommate 1: Oh shit…are you telling me that I Tim Walz’d?
by Pizza Chungusta August 11, 2024
Get the Tim Walzmug. When a bunch of thirty year old political strategists try and use fun, dumb websites for campaigning and petty grievances in a misled attempt to appeal to young people.
Did you see that meme that candidate posted after the convention? That was so Tim Walz, really embarrassing stuff.
Why is every ad on twitter a shitty presidential campaign advertisement? That's such a Tim Walz.
Why is every ad on twitter a shitty presidential campaign advertisement? That's such a Tim Walz.
by JohannTheMann August 10, 2024
Get the Tim Walzmug. To deliberately bail on something important that everyone involved expected you to lead, like a military deployment, while creating the impression that you did it anyway.
Person 1: Hey man, I heard you led those kids through such a difficult time. Everyone is so thankful for you.
Person 2: Between you and me bro, I Tim Walz'd that sh*t!
Person 2: Between you and me bro, I Tim Walz'd that sh*t!
by Hahaharris August 8, 2024
Get the Tim Walzmug. A Vice Presidential candidate who does not have sex with couches or call his running mate Adolph Hitler, AKA a good pick
Person A: ”wow did you know Tim Walz doesn’t have sex either couches?”
Person B: “No, that’s actually really refreshing from VP picks nowadays
Person B: “No, that’s actually really refreshing from VP picks nowadays
by TangoDango August 10, 2024
Get the Tim Walzmug. A very down-to-Earth VP candidate. He served in the military, and even worked in manufacturing. Eventually, he became a successful teacher and football coach, leading his high school team to a state championship. Walz was able to get conservatives to embrace Democratic values, with plenty of experience as a representative and Governor of Minnesota.
by iotbw August 7, 2024
Get the Tim Walzmug. Neighbor 1: Simon is weird because he invites trick or treaters into his house
Neighbor 2: I heard it’s because Simon’s dad use to Tim Walz that horse farmer Wayne used to have.
Neighbor 2: I heard it’s because Simon’s dad use to Tim Walz that horse farmer Wayne used to have.
by Stolen Valor 1 August 10, 2024
Get the Tim Walzmug. by averagesizedtesticles54 August 10, 2024
Get the tim walzmug.