Tiger Woods Syndrome 

A state in which paranoid wives constantly worry that their "nice guy" husbands are secretly cheating on them every time they leave the house.

When I came back from my business trip, my wife was all over me with questions about who we were with and what we were doing after the conference. My wife has a bad case of Tiger Woods Syndrome - she even demanded to see my phone!

Tiger Woods Syndrome by Jill4795 December 16, 2009

Tigers Wood Syndrome 

Syndrome = a group of signs and symptoms that together are characteristic or indicative of a specific disease or other disorder.

Tiger Woods = As of November 2009 the worlds richest sports person, and possibly the greatest Golfer in history.

Tigers Wood Syndrome = As of December 2009 a recognised condition suffered by arrogant rich sportsmen that have had at least 10 extra marital affairs.

To be truly considered a sufferer of ‘Tigers Wood Syndrome’ the extra marital affairs must include a cocktail waitress and 2 porn stars. Severe cases may in fact see the cocktail waitress and porn stars appearing together. (Or should that be, if the sufferer is lucky….)

The only known cure for Tigers Wood Syndrome is a significant payout (millions and millions) from the sufferer to the newly estranged wife.

Husband – “Honey I had an affair, can you forgive me?”
Wife – “who was she…?”
Husband - “well there was Cori, Mindy, Jamie, Kalika, Jaimee, Rachel, Holly and well I cant remember the others names”
Wife – “can I have my 80 Million !”
Husband - "but its Tigers Wood Syndrome..."

Tigers Wood Syndrome by Chenn-Dogg December 9, 2009