Verb - The act of dropping so much densely packed information on someone at once that they are completely overloaded and rendered unable to perform higher brain functions for a temporary
time. The individual being Tiger Kinged usually is not expecting to be mentally crushed by so much densely packed information and is not prepared, such that the sheer mental processing power that it takes to unpack
everything renders them in a state of shock and at times
stupidity for an hour or so after while they digest everything to make sense of it.
Rio: Have you seen Netflix's Tiger King yet?
Tim: Honestly, after the first two episodes, I felt stupid
af while my brain processed all of that info. I mean, in two episodes you introduce me to a gay
af country-ass tiger trainer who has TWO husbands, this one dude got NO teeth and nipple piercings, OK? Oh yea, and NEITHER of them are gay! Then this girl Carole
maybe (definitely!) murdered her husband and fed him to the tigers?! And there's this Hindu guru follower guy with a beer belly and a pony tail named Doc who has
SEVEN??? wives? WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK. So yea, my brain needs a LONG minute to process all of this. I'm taking the rest of the
day easy. Believe that.
Rio: omg that happened to me too! lol We got Tiger Kinged!
Tim: lol absolutely
