Tidwell Trio

1. Just some good ole boys from Tidwell, Tx-ass aka Hammer Down Town.
2. Pat, Ken, and Austino Man. Est. 2017
3. The Trio added a few members: Bill Lowry, Atlas McMurph, LizTwizz, and Shane the Mane.

1. “When I think of strength and integrity, I think of the Tidwell Trio.”
2. “Wow, I love the Tidwell Trio. That’s what I always say.”
3. “Whenever I need a haul, I call the Tidwell Trio.”
4. “I went to Hammer Down Town and met the Tidwell Trio.”
5. “Whenever I listen to “Simple Man”, I think of the Tidwell Trio.” …Shinedown version only duh

Tidwell Trio by McMurph101 September 11, 2021

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Tidwell Trio Trucking Co.

A professional tow-truck company that specializes in hauling antique Chevrolets back to Hammer Down Town. The company is also known for hauling Fords across the scales, ole son. The Big Show is cool. You’d know if you seen it.

1. “Y’all ever met them Murphy boys that operate Tidwell Trio Trucking Co?”
2. “If you get a chance, go check out Tidwell Trio Trucking Co. in Hammer Down Town.”
3. “The Tidwell Trio Trucking Co. is located and operated in Tidwell Tx-ass (aka Hammer Down Town) by Kenny Metal Murphy and Sons, ole son. Get sum!”

Tidwell Trio Trucking Co. by McMurph101 September 11, 2021

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