Tide pods

The thing even my 6 year old knows not to eat but not the damn millennials.

These kids are eating Tide Pods now what's next playing in traffic and praying you don't die.

by A Human Male July 14, 2018

Tide pods

A yummy snack to eat while you dab on them haters!

Kid: i eat tide pods on a daily basis

Mom: i should of used that abortion coupon.

by Skeetskeet17 January 17, 2018

Tide pods

Food

Kid:I eat tide pods on a daily basis

Mom: i should of used that abortion coupon

by Skeetskeet17 January 17, 2018

Tide pods

A snack that's fun for all ages and can be enjoyed by all
Sometimes referred to as the forbidden fruit and is locked up in some of your local stores

Jim: excuse me, I'm looking for the tide pods

Walmart employee: what are you using the for?

Jim: I'm washing my clothes with them what do you think I'm doing

Walmart employee: eating them.

Jim: I eat them too

by Tide pod king #1 January 29, 2018

Tide pods

It's the most delicious fruit ever. Dey be making you trip balls bitch.

Drunken fuck: Yo you got any tide pods?
Salty: Do love catnip?
Drunken fuck: Ye
Salty: Exactly

by SaltyPawlty February 17, 2018

Tide pods

The act of emptying a tide pod and refilling it with male semen. And then proceeding to shove it up a females ass

I gave that bitch tide pods

by Hitlersforeskin22 December 07, 2019

Tide pods

Very good snacks that you taste like a sweet fruit

“Rick is making soup want some Greg?”
“Nahh I’m really full”
“Are you sure he put extra tide pods in it?!”

“O sign me up rick!”

by EmilyKH January 19, 2018