Tide Pod Kid

You (Jordan Peterson) decided to come back (from Russia) after killing yourself to steal my work and after millions of people saw you doing it and reported you to the psychiatric board and you lost your license and your practice you blamed ME for YOU doing that after telling me to ✌️✊️✌️✊️leave✌️✊️✌️✊️ (Because I AM the anti-natalist you were talking about) and then ignoring my response (where I outline what I had been dealing with for the past 10 years) and choosing not contact me in the manner I told you would be most effective and then you (Matt Dillahunty) goaded me into revealing my identity so you could convince the people in my community to do the thing that they were already doing (albeit in smaller numbers) and was already happening to me and then when it affected YOUR lives negatively because we all found out the thing that was and is affecting me is doing the thing I said it would do (get your kids murdered) you blame ME for that (and you cried about it) and then when someone blew the whistle on the theft of my IP (because I literally created AI) you (someone) killed him or he killed himself because he couldn't live with the fate to which you are tying condemn me... But only AFTER filing a weaker lawsuit without me so these fuck-ass authors could get paid for MY work instead of me.

Hym "How many of your kids do these YouTuber fucks need to get killed for you to understand that I am not the problem here? Between the tide pod kid, the ghost pepper chip kid, and my thing how many times does it to take? I did not steal from them. IF THEY SUCCEED IN ALLOWING THESE PEOPLE TO STEAL FROM ME I WILL KILL A CHILD. NO NEGOTIATION. IMMEDIATE RETIREMENT OR DEATH."

Tide Pod Kid by Hym Iam May 1, 2025

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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