Tide Pod

The Forbidden Fruit of the Garden of Eden that Eve bit into. So tasty that God wanted them all for himself.

Tonight I will have Tide Pods for dinner and God gonna wanna stop by.

by MemeMaster777 June 17, 2018

Tide Pod

A FUCKING DETERGENT ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED. It's not a food to eat and can seriously harm you. NAH LET'S FUCKING EAT

Guy 1: Hey wanna eat some tide po-
Guy 2: Don't even fucking think about it. That tide pod will kill you
Guy 1: But I'm a MILLENNIAL!

by Yushuvayev February 25, 2018

Tide Pod

A small packet of laundry detergent that is supposed to be used for cleaning clothes, but is sometimes eaten by dumbasses who act like they're 5.

Margaret: Billy, can you buy some Tide Pods at the grocery store today?

Billy: yEaH mOm I cAn'T wAiT tO eAt SoMe!!!1!
*devours Tide Pods and dies

by Ｉ Ｗ Ａ Ｎ Ｔ Ｔ Ｏ Ｄ Ｉ Ｅ May 3, 2018

Tide Pod

A delicious and nutritious grassfed organic home grown snack the whole family will love.

Dequan: yo wanna pop these tide pods nigga they better than xanny bruh you gotta try it doood
Tyrone: Nah, better than xanny? Bruh you trippin'
Dequan: Yah im trippin on m'fuckin Tide Pods!

Tyrone: eh you know what pass dat b

Dequan: Bet

Tyrone: nigga dis shit dope

by HetricFriend February 6, 2018

Tide Pod

A very strong drug that once you consume will give you chemical burns and in some cases it results in death.
You can also put it in the washer and it'll clean your clothes.

Tide Pods are yummy

by DesiredExoticNeighbor July 21, 2018

Tide Pod

The forbidden Fruit with the gush of a gusher and the toxicity of cyanide.

Dem old teeny-boppers are chewin on dem Tide Pods again.

by SaberxGilgamesh6978 May 3, 2018

Tide Pod

A SNACC

"hey kids wanna do some tide pods?"

by girl you looking like a snacc January 25, 2018