thwock

The sound that accompanies the act of kicking an individual schquarely in the Jimmy. The act of kicking one in the Jimmy itself is commonly referred to as the administration of "THWOCKAGE". Often used as a greeting of the day between Tools.

"McLAW grimaced as The Schwartz administered THWOCKAGE."

by The Schwartz April 25, 2004

thwock

the sound or action of making the sound of clicking slime by poking it

She made a compilation of thwocks with her most popular slime.

by minjixoxx November 1, 2018

thwock

A slang term for the penis. As with most slang terms, can also be used in derrogatory form to refer to another individual.

"Jen was shocked when I slapped my thwock down on the table, in front of her face."

"That kid is such a thwock"

by Joe November 5, 2003

Thwocking

The sound of a penis slapping against the inside thighs as you twist hips quickly side to side in a rotating motion.

I won the thwocking contest by making the loudest sound! My penis is such a champ!

by rat fastard March 21, 2006

Thwock

The process of the male penial organ becoming erect; an erection; hard-on; boner. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

The girl's butt was so nice, I thwocked.

The other night, I tore my pants with a huge thwock.

by Jopeck January 11, 2004

Thwocking

The act of having sexual intercourse. Comes from thwock, meaning erection. Noun

Marco and I had a nice thwocking last night.

by Jopeck January 11, 2004