A Latin-Aramaic in origin. Diarrhea on a girl's mouth and then she proceeds to suck the jizim out of the man's dong.
by Merkin Man August 9, 2004
Nickname for a classy professional drinker at a party who can handle his alcohol, bartend, ect. somehow keeping it all together when normal people should have passed out hours ago.
by lets start drinking January 26, 2008
A crappy high school in Springfield, OR, where Kip Kinkel once went beserk and killed two students on campus.
Now, the school resembles a prison, with black bars all around the premises, locked gates, and keycard swipes for students to get in and out. Sadly to say, this has not halted the frequency of students skipping class, students from other schools sneaking onto campus, or the number of fights between hicks (50% of the student population) and Mexicans (20% of the student population).
See also jail cell.
Now, the school resembles a prison, with black bars all around the premises, locked gates, and keycard swipes for students to get in and out. Sadly to say, this has not halted the frequency of students skipping class, students from other schools sneaking onto campus, or the number of fights between hicks (50% of the student population) and Mexicans (20% of the student population).
See also jail cell.
by Ketter the Amazing September 3, 2008
I sit around and play mario brothers with all your siblings and flirt with the mail women naked for about 4 hours.
by Ray Halpin March 9, 2004
A father of usually 3. A woman beater. A cheater and liar. Do not trust a Thurston. He will ruin your life.
by SchlongKing1992 May 28, 2020
Thurston is the type of person that would beam you with a ball then go hide in the corner of the gym. he also talks to a lot of girls but no one knows who he likes🤔 he's a very caring person and everyone needs a Thurston in their life.
by kalebsfye November 23, 2021
Thurston is a very dramatic manchild. Will cry over anything, especially when he steps on the ground with the wrong foot. Probably got dropped on the head as a baby.
by x_jessluvsyou_x August 16, 2023