Thunder Monkey

A fat, dirty person who never bathes that constantly dresses in a horribly unappealing manner. Exibits monkey like behavior and is prone to over-eating.

My roommate, Jessica Trass, is a thunder monkey.

by SquirrelHater12 April 27, 2009

Thunder Monkey

A short, extremely fatass girl (always with dark brown/black hair) who looks startlingly like a monkey. The Thunder Monkey is usually seen eating whatever she can, and as much of it as possible. She even enjoys chugging mayo and anything else in a packet. Usually needs to wax her eyebrows.

Person #1: DAMN! Look at that Thunder Monkey!
*Thunder Monkey is in the distance in a cafe, chugging ketchup packets*
Person #2: Look away before you're blinded! LOOK AWAY!!

by BigPimpinSF January 30, 2010

thunder monkey

A sexy/head-strong/self-confident female who laughs at herself easily by day, and moonlights as a superhero by night.

"Hey Thunder Monkey, way to save the city from near-destruction again! And damn girl, nice butt!"

by the riles you know April 27, 2006

thunder monkey

Describing a girl's vagina that is very desirable because she is known to be good in bed and pleases men well.

Damn I wanna get with Lisa! I heard she's got some thunder monkey!

by Pink Torpedo February 3, 2010

The Thunder Monkeys

A comedic punk band based out of Georgia.

“Bro, I hate The Thunder Monkeys”
“Me too”

by dickdickpoopoo August 4, 2020

thunder monkey

A small hairy individual who always has to be at the center of a social gathering

look at that little hairy bastard, he's a proper thunder monkey.

by Richard Cashmore September 17, 2003

thunder monkey

A right-wing political media pundit.

Thunder-monkeys like Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly are all as crazy a bunch of scarey-eyed, barking moon-bats.

by J. S. Owens December 21, 2003