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throat lotion 

a male's seminal fluid coated down a womans throat
her mouth might have been dry but I gave her some throat lotion to soften her right up.
throat lotion by rob gotti October 20, 2006
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throat lotion 

With you're cock past her tonsil's, throat lotion is the coating of nut that you provide her sore throat with. Cums in all different flavors.
Clorrissa: oh boy, did I have a sore throat last night.

Melissa: How did you get past that so quickly?

Clorrissa: With some throat lotion from Mike. That protein. really tasted like Gunch may I add.

Melissa: Dang! I have only received face babies from Mike. They tickle!

Throat lotion 

When a man cums down your throat because you said it was itchy
"Girl get good motion by using your throat lotion"
Throat lotion by Throat lotion October 7, 2021

throat lotion 

when a man orgasms while deep in a females throat
it was great I made throat lotion come out of her nose
throat lotion by castnblast June 27, 2024

Throat Lotion Dispenser

A femal or in some cases a male who who loves giving fellatio and ingesting seminal fluid on a constant.
Man, all this jacking off and using spankerchefs is getting old... I need to hook up with a good THROAT LOTION DISPENSER. "... or ... " MY Wife, a TROOPER?! No no NO, The way she throats a cock and sucks it with such ferocity, she is a true, bonified THROAT LOTION DISPENSER!!!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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