Three bear
Three bear: A person who will one up every thing you say or do. If you shot one bear they shot three bear
Three bear by Shasta pop April 15, 2025
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Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass
When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.
Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass by bigballer6969 March 18, 2009
Tree Bear
Usually seen after ingesting some form of psychedelic drug. Tree Bears often resemble the Grateful Dead dancing bears, but are seen in the leaves of trees.
The Himilayian Tree Bear
The Himilayian Tree Bear by coltonisaginger April 10, 2010
the three bears
three editors on Urban Dictionary who spend more time ripping on each other and others than editing defs.
Once upon a time, there were three bears. One was called E-ACHU, who sneezed venom on the UD website and was superior to all other bears (at least in his own mind). One was called hammered......... hymen, who listened to music no one ever heard of (some of which nevertheless was cool) and let everyone know that he was the wisest one of all. The last was claymore, who would blow up for no good reason if you touched him (just like a claymore mine) and was therefore the best of the best. One day the three bears were arguing again about which one was the finest editor on UD, when all of a sudden a great big foot came down from the sky and crushed them to the tune of Sousa's "Liberty Bell March." And the rest of us lived happily ever after. AMEN
the three bears by a random UD editor, that's all December 28, 2005
Three bears body
Three bears body by MattHadder June 3, 2024
Tree Beard
The matted forest of pubic hair around the "tree" (i.e. cock). Often said with an underhand grabbing moition, and a deep gruff accent.
"Dude, I've got to clean the Motor-Oil from last night's sex romp out of my Tree Beard. Its like the Exon-Valdez oil spill, but it's in my pants."
Tree Beard by STEVE aka MAXIMUS August 28, 2007