Three bear 

Three bear: A person who will one up every thing you say or do. If you shot one bear they shot three bear

You know i told Jimmy my dog weighed 80 lbs but he three bear me and told me his weighed 225.

Three bear by Shasta pop April 15, 2025

Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass 

A pretty damn dark place.

When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.

Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass by bigballer6969 March 18, 2009

Tree Bear 

Usually seen after ingesting some form of psychedelic drug. Tree Bears often resemble the Grateful Dead dancing bears, but are seen in the leaves of trees.

Dude I ate so many mushrooms last night, I was tripping Tree Bears.

Tree Bear by Tree Bear July 11, 2011

The Himilayian Tree Bear

The coolest bear in ohio .

"The Himilayian Tree Bear" is a beast

The Himilayian Tree Bear by coltonisaginger April 10, 2010

the three bears 

three editors on Urban Dictionary who spend more time ripping on each other and others than editing defs.

Once upon a time, there were three bears. One was called E-ACHU, who sneezed venom on the UD website and was superior to all other bears (at least in his own mind). One was called hammered......... hymen, who listened to music no one ever heard of (some of which nevertheless was cool) and let everyone know that he was the wisest one of all. The last was claymore, who would blow up for no good reason if you touched him (just like a claymore mine) and was therefore the best of the best. One day the three bears were arguing again about which one was the finest editor on UD, when all of a sudden a great big foot came down from the sky and crushed them to the tune of Sousa's "Liberty Bell March." And the rest of us lived happily ever after. AMEN

the three bears by a random UD editor, that's all December 28, 2005

Three bears body 

Not to big, not to small, just right

Damn baby girl you have a three bears body

Three bears body by MattHadder June 3, 2024

Tree Beard 

The matted forest of pubic hair around the "tree" (i.e. cock). Often said with an underhand grabbing moition, and a deep gruff accent.

"Dude, I've got to clean the Motor-Oil from last night's sex romp out of my Tree Beard. Its like the Exon-Valdez oil spill, but it's in my pants."

Tree Beard by STEVE aka MAXIMUS August 28, 2007