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Three bean Salad 

Lesbian threesome

Derived from 'flicking one's bean'
Hey, Satya, Amelia, fancy a three bean salad? I know my friend Lizzie would want to join in!
Three bean Salad by Ewan McGowan November 24, 2011

Three Bean Salad 

During the act of annalingus the receiving party farts into the mouth of the person performing.

Eating beans can enhance the flavor, frequency and strength.
Taco Bell is the best fuel for a three bean salad.
Three Bean Salad by Taco Lion October 27, 2007

Three Bean Salad 

A three bean salad is when a male goes down on three women at once. Not to be confused with a poutine pounder (which refers to the same but with the eating of anus) or the taco casserole (which involves a woman going down on three women at once).
I had the best time of my life last night. I had a three bean salad with my wife and her sisters.

three bean carpet salad 

When a man eats three kinds of beans for lunch the previous day then when having sex with a woman he shits it all out in between her legs so it get's mushy and sticky, then they get on the ground and gives her ass-fuck from behind untill he hits the anal nerve that disperses all the shit in your colin causing a mass shit-sex-fest. Then while he's giving it to her mercenary style they role up in a carpet forcing themselves to be in a constant rage-circle of od-fashion sex. Usually resulting in a later day vaginal infection.
John gave it to his wife the night before. then he wanted to give her something special for their 40th aniversary so he pulled out his old three bean carpet salad.
three bean carpet salad by n26 October 17, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026