Three Finger Tickle

Works best while in water i.e. the shower, the bath, pool, lake, or river. Take the pointy finger, middle finger, and ring finger and make the hand sign for 3. Stand so that you can reach her G Spot. place all three fingers on her clit and then begin to flicker the three finger back and forth at the same time. Apply light pressure. This should be done going from the right side to the left side and then back. Continue this motion with the same pressure. The mixture of all three fingers pressing on her clit, flickering, and the water creating lube, will make her climax in seconds.

You will need to know where the g spot is. If you don't, don't try the Tickle. This is for people with experience with locating the g spot.

While in the shower...

Him: (reaches down and places his point finger, middle finger, and ring finger on the g spot and begins to flicker)

Her: OMG!!! what are you doing? What are you touching? How are you doing that? Don't stop!! I'm going to climax...O....M.....G!!!!! (shudders)

Him: That was The Three Finger Tickle.

Her: I love you. Teach me.

Three Finger Tickle by islandking May 12, 2006

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.

Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."

disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007