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Thotastrology 

“Thotostrology” deriving from the word “Thot” this word is used to describe the astrological behavior of those with high feminine energy whom connect stronglly on a sexual level towards the practices of any spiritual religion.

The practice of using spiritual belief for the purpose of ones sexual desires/orientation.

Background: Awfully the word “Thot” itself refers to the behaviors of females that act in a way viewed in society as obnoxious, self riotous, overconfident, sometimes narcissistic and highly flirtatious, the word “Thotastrology” takes away the negative social norms/expectations of a “Thot” and focuses on the more scientific, psychology, spiritual and astrological meaning of the word “Thot”

“Thotastrology” can be used in a plural sense as well as projected in at both male and female genders.
Amy your very strongly connected to your religion though you do not always follow through with everything that is in your religion. May I ask? Are you studying/practicing “Thotastrology”?
Thotastrology by Thot Science November 6, 2018
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toastrology

The anatomy of a toaster in which you want to have sex with it. Once you finally identify yourself as a wet hot toaster. Have fun kids ;) gotta blast.
The toastrology of that wet hot ass sexy ass gorgeous ass toaster is some hot shit mate. Gotta blast!
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