Thot Armor
The common tattoo placement seen on most thots, usually large cursive writing or a full-color sacred heart piece on the neck and chest area, similar writing and coverage on the forearms and/or torso (usually around the ribs), with the most significant tattoo placement directly upon the gentialia, usually as a ram's skull, or increasingly a filagree leafing or an octopus.
Thot armor is so-called in that it's predictable style and placement is usually dictated by every place Uncle Dave touched them when they were 8.
Women wearing thot armor should be approached with caution, as they will be great in bed and at parties, but a nightmare in almost any other setting.
An active and ongoing archive of thot armor can be seen on the suicidegirls website, as well as Instagram.
Thot armor is so-called in that it's predictable style and placement is usually dictated by every place Uncle Dave touched them when they were 8.
Women wearing thot armor should be approached with caution, as they will be great in bed and at parties, but a nightmare in almost any other setting.
An active and ongoing archive of thot armor can be seen on the suicidegirls website, as well as Instagram.
"Whoa, that chick with the pink hair is hot! I want to go talk to her."
"Careful, bro. She's covered in thot armor. I can read her 'Only God Can Judge Me" tattoo from here!"
"Careful, bro. She's covered in thot armor. I can read her 'Only God Can Judge Me" tattoo from here!"
Thot Armor by Jif Hannigan December 7, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch