Joe Thornton's Beard
Joe Thornton's playoff beard resembles that of a Woolly Mammoth. It is the greatest playoff beard ever.
Joe Thornton's Beard by Ikehylt October 25, 2016
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Thornton Spear
A sexual act of putting the three innermost fingers together while the pinky and thumb spread apart from "The Spear", then spear the girl right in her vageesh. Or butthole. Your preference.
Thornton Spear by Rectalrocketbike October 17, 2011
Billy Bob Thornton style
Billy Bob Thornton style by crvylooo August 14, 2014
Thornton Savage
The P4P Goat, greatest human being OAT, smartest man alive who IQ rivals Albert Einstein, main character in any situation possible, out benches ronnie coleman, arnold, and larry wheels at the same time, overall the goat.
Thornton Savage by Bangbomb November 22, 2023
Thornton middle school
P1: Ayo , I am going to Thornton Middle School next year!
P2: Boy , that's the ghetto-est school ever !
P2: Boy , that's the ghetto-est school ever !
Thornton middle school by HELOUUUMAFRENNN February 27, 2022
thornton fractional south high school
Also known locally as "TF Shitty," TFSouth high school is a small garbage institue in Lansing, Illinois. Illegal activity is minimal, as is the white population. The teachers either care too little or too much.
There's a 3D printer in that weird lab in the 500 hallway? And the water fountains still taste like rust and pneumonia...TF Shitty, am I right?
*Rebel Recognition Voice* "Good afternoon, Thornton Fractional South High School staff and students..."
*Rebel Recognition Voice* "Good afternoon, Thornton Fractional South High School staff and students..."
thornton fractional south high school by m8sonj4r February 15, 2017
Thornton fractional south high school
A ghetto ass school with bunch of bad ass of kids who always fight at least once of month, vape in the bathrooms, fight after school and end up arrested, have random accounts about the school whether it's fighting videos, confessions, etc. The kids speak ganglish, often failing classes, and try to start music careers with trashy ass beats and awful vocals.
Very few kids who have a sense of self and actually have a future. Most of the kids roam the streets with their friends.
Very few kids who have a sense of self and actually have a future. Most of the kids roam the streets with their friends.
Thornton fractional south high school by Tshana Love April 12, 2024
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