Joe Thornton's Beard

Joe Thornton's playoff beard resembles that of a Woolly Mammoth. It is the greatest playoff beard ever.

Joe Thornton's beard is like a woolly mammoth.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Thornton Spear

A sexual act of putting the three innermost fingers together while the pinky and thumb spread apart from "The Spear", then spear the girl right in her vageesh. Or butthole. Your preference.

Guy: So did you give your girlfriend the Thornton Spear??

Ridgehead: DEEERRRRPP!!!

by Rectalrocketbike October 17, 2011

Billy Bob Thornton style

Jerking off, where if you start to bleed, you must continue jerking vigorously.

"If you're wrong, then you're going to have to jerk off Billy Bob Thornton style."
"Oh no."

by crvylooo August 14, 2014

Thornton Savage

The P4P Goat, greatest human being OAT, smartest man alive who IQ rivals Albert Einstein, main character in any situation possible, out benches ronnie coleman, arnold, and larry wheels at the same time, overall the goat.

Pablo: Dude you remind me of Thornton Savage

Lebron: Thats the greatest compliment I've ever gotten

by Bangbomb November 22, 2023

Thornton middle school

THE GHETTO-EST SCHOOL ONG

P1: Ayo , I am going to Thornton Middle School next year!
P2: Boy , that's the ghetto-est school ever !

by HELOUUUMAFRENNN February 27, 2022

thornton fractional south high school

Also known locally as "TF Shitty," TFSouth high school is a small garbage institue in Lansing, Illinois. Illegal activity is minimal, as is the white population. The teachers either care too little or too much.

There's a 3D printer in that weird lab in the 500 hallway? And the water fountains still taste like rust and pneumonia...TF Shitty, am I right?

*Rebel Recognition Voice* "Good afternoon, Thornton Fractional South High School staff and students..."

by m8sonj4r February 15, 2017

Thornton fractional south high school

A ghetto ass school with bunch of bad ass of kids who always fight at least once of month, vape in the bathrooms, fight after school and end up arrested, have random accounts about the school whether it's fighting videos, confessions, etc. The kids speak ganglish, often failing classes, and try to start music careers with trashy ass beats and awful vocals.

Very few kids who have a sense of self and actually have a future. Most of the kids roam the streets with their friends.

"This school sucks."
"Yeah, it's Thornton Fractional South High School."

by Tshana Love April 12, 2024