Joe Thornton's Beard

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Joe Thornton's playoff beard resembles that of a Woolly Mammoth. It is the greatest playoff beard ever.

Joe Thornton's beard is like a woolly mammoth.

Joe Thornton's Beard by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Words you can keep

Thornton Spear

A sexual act of putting the three innermost fingers together while the pinky and thumb spread apart from "The Spear", then spear the girl right in her vageesh. Or butthole. Your preference.

Guy: So did you give your girlfriend the Thornton Spear??

Ridgehead: DEEERRRRPP!!!

Thornton Spear by Rectalrocketbike October 17, 2011

Billy Bob Thornton style

Jerking off, where if you start to bleed, you must continue jerking vigorously.

"If you're wrong, then you're going to have to jerk off Billy Bob Thornton style."
"Oh no."

Billy Bob Thornton style by crvylooo August 14, 2014

Thornton Savage

The P4P Goat, greatest human being OAT, smartest man alive who IQ rivals Albert Einstein, main character in any situation possible, out benches ronnie coleman, arnold, and larry wheels at the same time, overall the goat.

Pablo: Dude you remind me of Thornton Savage

Lebron: Thats the greatest compliment I've ever gotten

Thornton Savage by Bangbomb November 22, 2023

Thornton middle school

THE GHETTO-EST SCHOOL ONG

P1: Ayo , I am going to Thornton Middle School next year!
P2: Boy , that's the ghetto-est school ever !

Thornton middle school by HELOUUUMAFRENNN February 27, 2022

thornton fractional south high school

Also known locally as "TF Shitty," TFSouth high school is a small garbage institue in Lansing, Illinois. Illegal activity is minimal, as is the white population. The teachers either care too little or too much.

There's a 3D printer in that weird lab in the 500 hallway? And the water fountains still taste like rust and pneumonia...TF Shitty, am I right?

*Rebel Recognition Voice* "Good afternoon, Thornton Fractional South High School staff and students..."

thornton fractional south high school by m8sonj4r February 15, 2017

Thornton fractional south high school

A ghetto ass school with bunch of bad ass of kids who always fight at least once of month, vape in the bathrooms, fight after school and end up arrested, have random accounts about the school whether it's fighting videos, confessions, etc. The kids speak ganglish, often failing classes, and try to start music careers with trashy ass beats and awful vocals.

Very few kids who have a sense of self and actually have a future. Most of the kids roam the streets with their friends.

"This school sucks."
"Yeah, it's Thornton Fractional South High School."

Thornton fractional south high school by Tshana Love April 12, 2024

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026