Push a females underwear to the side then proceed to have sex, while leaving the underwear left on the side of her clam region, this is useful for quick on the go sexual intercourse skipping the step of removing the undergarments.
I hit Brittany with the thongshot last night and she was very impressed
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.