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Thomas Jones 

Un-brilliant piece of shit.
Thomas Jones by AveryCool October 14, 2018

Thomas Jones 

Thomas Jones is an elite math teacher currently teaching at St Augustine's College Cairns, 251 Draper Street, 4870, QLD, Australia (Fax: (07) 4031 5465. He possesses many supernatural abilities including a third eye.
Thomas Jones taught me how to divide pi by 0
Thomas Jones by The Lidinator October 19, 2020

liam robert thomas jones 

"o hi liam robert thaomas jones"

"o hi is that liam robert thomas jones?"
"yeah"
"no? alright ill try again later"

Oliver Thomas MacFie jones 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019