Me: There are five cookies on the table.
You: There are only 4 on the table.
Me: I counted five. This a conspiracy!
You: There are only 4 on the table.
Me: I counted five. This a conspiracy!
by Aintno Guy February 03, 2019
by Shuffle Function January 06, 2020
There is no conspiracy here, everyone please relax and pay no attention to anyone besides us, we're the only true source of information. = C.I.A.
by HackOtaku May 14, 2009
an association of more than one person working together towards a shared goal (usually implies but doesn't require secrecy)
- we've found a cure for cancer yesterday!
- Great! that's the 3rd one this week, go patent it and put in the archives along with the others so our profits from making people survive longer with the condition are safe.
-- a guy from the pharmaceutical industry conspiracy to another.
- Great! that's the 3rd one this week, go patent it and put in the archives along with the others so our profits from making people survive longer with the condition are safe.
-- a guy from the pharmaceutical industry conspiracy to another.
by anataka December 04, 2007
by SluseFA June 09, 2007
1. A secret plan to overthrow a certain group or to do something else illegal or wrong.
2. A different idea/theory of why something (usually bad) happened, rather than the one which people are told.
2. A different idea/theory of why something (usually bad) happened, rather than the one which people are told.
1. A group of young men decided to conspire against their government.
2. 9/11 has many conspiracy theories surrounding it.
2. 9/11 has many conspiracy theories surrounding it.
by theforgottenspark January 11, 2007
A secret plan by a group to do something unlawful or harmful. Founded by Charlè Ginge Nkwaks Jnr who put together conspiracies to have 20 wives and bump all his holders. To this day he is still crowned conspiracy king.
by cee3hun February 21, 2019