A popular brand of leather sofa. Characterised by its occasional coughing fits, and a complete lack of integrity.
I bought a nice comfy new Theresa May last week, because my old David Cameron gave up.
by Logieman May 11, 2018
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Prime Minister of the UK. Happens to be a massive cunt and believes that banning porn and censoring the internet will prevent terrorism somehow...
Theresa May makes Tony Blair look great in comparison.
by ReallyNeverKnowsBest June 04, 2017
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the verb to make a complete U-turn and drastically change more mind when something minor comes up against it
I had to theresa may when Boris winked at me
by linguisticalgal October 24, 2017
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Theresa May is the UK's Prime Minister. She purposefully fucked up the Tory party's chances in the run-up to the General Election 2017 so she could push through a more watered down Brexit because she is a Remainer and has never wanted us to leave. She is thinking about her career post-PM when she will doubtless join the massive EU gravy train. I believe her to be a dreadful woman. The UK will never leave the EU.
Theresa May is a useless politician and an appalling human being.
by LiberaceHudson October 09, 2017
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