Theresa May

Second female Prime Minister of the UK. Took over from David Cameron after he went running for the hills when Britain voted to leave the EU. Appears to be on good terms with Angela Merkal (the German chancellor).

Well Cameron's gone and Theresa May has taken over.

by Capsicle July 29, 2016

theresa may

See waste of space

Man that Theresa may is a total waste of space

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Theresa Mayed

Name for any sort of effort that is not merely a failure but such a complete disaster it brings about the opposite of what it was supposed to achieve.

He crossed the ball perfectly but then the striker completely Theresa Mayed it; fumbled and ended up giving the ball to the opposition who scored immediately.

That flat-pack table you’ve been making all day collapsed when I put a teaspoon on it. You completely Theresa Mayed it.

I became Prime Minister of my country but it turned I lacked every one of the necessary skills and totally Theresa Mayed it.

by TheresaMayFan March 21, 2019

Theresa May’s Deal

A long, tedious and ultimately unsatisfying sexual experience.

‘He made a right Theresa May’s Deal of it. I wish I’d just got a kebab and gone straight home.’

by Snowie6 March 29, 2019